A dentist is working on a female patient’s teeth when he asks her if she’d mind screaming loudly.

She does so then asks why. ‘I’ve got to catch a train in thirty minutes,’ he replies.

‘And my waiting room is packed.’

Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 7 o’clock tennis game.

Some Questions on Dentists 😀

What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque

Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.

 What game did the dentist play when she was a child?…Caps and robbers

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?…He braces himself

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…A molar bear

What was the dentist doing in Panama?…Looking for the Root Canal

Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?…He was already taking out a tooth

What did the dentist say to the computer?…This won’t hurt a byte

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?…Fill me in when you get back !

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet ?… Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it.

IN MY BUSY DENTAL OFFICE, I see several patients at the same time. As soon as I finish with one, I run to the next room to resume treatment on another. 

One day, I returned to a second patient without saying good-by to the first. As my first patient was leaving, she gave a friendly wave.

Acknowledging her, I said loudly, “By.” My other patient obediently chomped down and bit my fingers. – Contributed to “All In a Day’s Work” by Stiew Tan

The night before their big exam, four students from the Dental College decided that they had it with studying and went drinking till the wee hours of the morning. When they woke up the next morning, they realized that it was one hour to their exam and they were totally unprepared.

So, after showering and shaving, they came up with a plan. They put some grease and mud on their clothes, messed up their hair, and made sure they got some grease on their faces as well.

And then they approached the professor, “Professor, I don’t think we are able to take the exam today. We went to a friend’s wedding last night. But on the way back, the car slipped into a muddy ditch. We spent an hour getting it out. And then the tyre blew. We tried changing the tyre but couldn’t quite figure it out so we pushed the car all the way back and arrived just minutes ago.”

The professor could smell a scam a mile away, having been the perpetrator of quite a few in his younger days. But he decided not to call their bluff and told them that they could take their exam in the next few days.

They studied really hard this time, and when the day of their exam came, they were fully prepared. They arrived half an hour early and were seated at their usual spots when the professor came in and told them that they were going to take a special exam.

The questions in this special exam were tailored just for the 4 of them. There are just 2 questions in the exam, they will have only 5 minutes to complete both questions and they have to take the exam in separate classrooms.

Rather intrigued, each of them sat down in their separate classrooms and read the 2 questions in their special exam: Question 1: (50 marks)
What is the name of the friend whose wedding you attended?

Question 2: (50 marks)
Which tire blew?

I was waiting nervously to see the dentist when a woman breezed into the room from the dentist’s inner office. She looked like she had just emerged from the most luxurious spa in the world and not from a room in which they put tubes and metal instruments in your mouth. She greeted everybody in the room, and sat down next to me as I think she sensed that I was nervous.

“You look nervous,” she said. “I know for a fact that he is the best dentist in the world. He will take care of your every need and he’s so gentle and understanding too. I can guarantee you that you will not feel even a twinge of pain.”

And with that, she breezed out of the room just as she’d breezed in, leaving everyone feeling refreshed and actually looking forward to meeting the dentist.

When it was my turn to go in, I went in with a smile on my face. And when I met the dentist, I complimented him on the great job he did of putting his patients at ease. I told him about the woman who acted like she just came out from a spa when she walked out of his office.

He paused for a moment, and then his eyes lit up, “I know who you are talking about. You met my mother.”

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