Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.
Patient: Okay doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other man.
Santa: “Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?”
Banta: “Yes, the dentist.”
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don’t smile in a bad neighborhood.
Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly ?
Dentist: “Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist :O
Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn’t the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist: Relax, I’m coming to it.
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ???
“The Dentist will see you now.”
Who has the most dangerous job in the world ?
Dracula’s dentist.
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
“I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”
The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”
